drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

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bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

image

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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

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