middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser